THE DAILY SNIVELLE
Cheese Returns! Breaking News After several years, The Cheese has made contact with several people via Facebook within the last week. We urge readers to remain calm. We now believe that the Cheese resides outside of Rutland, but still nearby, so be on your guard! Please report any sightings to us immediately!	Mindmap Ballon & Mrs Cooper Hair Whereabouts unknown Infamous pyromaniacs Mindmap Balloon and Mrs Coopers Hair were the scurge of Rutland for 2 years before mysteriously disapearing in 2004. Rumours are the pair still appear during exam periods to spread the cult of mindmaps and curleys wife. more »	The Buff Low risk Not physically seen in over 3 years, The Buff has relocated to the south-west of the country but still visits Rutland several times a year on its annual pilgrammige to Rutlands hairdressers. more »	The Cheese High risk While managing to avoid the cheese-traps for over 10 years, The Cheese remains one of Rutlands biggest threats. The monthly transformations plummet the county into chaos as all supplies of cheddar and spaghetti hoops mysteriously vanish. more »
The Hunchback of Caldecott Low risk The ghost of an old Bishop? A piece of household furniture? A nocturnal creature? Just what is this mysterious mutant? Report now suggest the Hunchback is actually a metamorph that skulks around maths classrooms throughout Rutland. more »	Lucifer the trilobite High risk The scurge of FE colleges everywhere, this insane Trilobite has the one goal of remaining in education forever. research suggests it will one day try and destroy the county through geological knowledge by creating a mass movement into Rutland water which will in turn create a tidal-wave large enough to obliterate the entire county. more »	Domino & Pheasant Boy Whereabouts unknown This duo are unaccounted for except a few isolated sightings in pizza joints across the county and in the poulty/game section of the Rutland Shop. more »	Rugged Steven High risk Rugged Nuggets? Fries with that? Harry Potter porn? Asda fashion show? Yes, all these things are associated with this man. more »

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